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22.) A Blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She  returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde spins around and shouts in her face, Can't you see I'm  winning?!

23.) Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some  tracks. The first blonde said, These look like deer tracks, and the other one said, No they look like moose tracks. They argued and argued for a  while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

24.) Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of  their Mercedes with a coat hanger, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said  anxiously, Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!

25.) A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband  is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, Shut up...you're next!

26.) Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?  It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.

27.) What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?  They drowned in Spring Training.

28.) What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
 Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!

29.) Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?  To see what was on the other side.

30.) How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?  Tell her a joke on Wednesday.