Hillary and Chelsea were sitting in the White House having a nice mother-daughter talk in their private quarters.
After a long uncomfortable silence, Hillary asked
Chelsea, "Honey, you've been going to college for two years now and, as your mother, I worry that you're not making the right decisions. Have you had, well... sex yet?"
Confidently, Chelsea replied, "Not according to dad!"
From: Richard Samuels of the UK
Did you hear about the new Viagra program for computers?
It turns a 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive!