Druashi: I demand that I am Vroomfondel
DarcElf: I demand that he demands that he's vroomfondel
DarcElf: you don't have to demand that I demand for I have already made that demand.... oh yea
Druashi: I demand that darcelf may or may not exist
DarcElf: I demand that I do not... but since I do not, I cannot demand that which I am or am not
Druashi: Upon further review, the committee deciding whether or not to demand that darcelf exists has stated "We demand that we feel no strong compulsion one way or the other"
sqweak: theres a dru on my couch
sqweak: and i'm not sure how he got there
sqweak: cause he wasn't there when i went to sleep
DarcElf: has a way of getting back home huh... doesn't matter how far out into the forest you take him....
so i just called my boss
(i'm at home)
and i said 'my grandma died again'
he says, 'ok, so you slept late'
me, 'yep, and i'm not coming in till after lunch'
me, 'suckit fag..go to my 9am meeting, thanks'
i love my boss.
Turns out Sangfroid is an endless source of humour in #dc-stuff... here's more :)
Sangfroid - how did i end up spending $700.00 to redecorate a bathroom?
bansh33 - Did you retile?
Sangfroid - nope
bansh33 - New tub?
Sangfroid - i'm talking: trash can, shower curtain, rugs, lil things
talis - Sangfroid: you got off cheap.. i asked a contractor friend, and he quoted over 2500
Sangfroid - NO
talis - ouch
Sangfroid - you guys are misunderstanding
talis - just accessories?
Sangfroid - $700.00 at bed bath and beyond
Sangfroid - yes
bansh33 - JUST redecorating..
talis - were they freaking gold?
bansh33 - OUCH
Sangfroid - like the bathroom rug was $90.00
bansh33 - That's a little over the top.
Sangfroid - mind you, it's like 2" thick
Ne0nRa1n - yah, for me too, but i am cheap
Sangfroid - the trash can is some silver metal: $70.00
Ne0nRa1n - and luxary doesn't come cheap
Ne0nRa1n - yikes!
Druashi - whee... flash crash course...
Sangfroid - matching soap tray and toothbrush holder $50.00
* Sangfroid shakes his head.
Sangfroid - although
Ne0nRa1n - well, the important thing is that your both happy, sang
Sangfroid - she did save about $1000.00 by making the living room tables
talis - Sangfroid: i found it's easier to just shrug that off, if it makes the woman happy. they will get pissed every time they go to the bathroom otherwise
Sangfroid - which is bad
Ne0nRa1n - it's only money
Sangfroid - cause they are touching their vagina at that time
Sangfroid - and then everytime they touch their vagina, they are unhappy?
bansh33 - HAHAHAHHA
A guy goes to teh doctor
older man, hard of hearing
His doctor says to him "I need a sperm sample, a urine sample, and a stool sample!"
He says "WAHT????!~~"
the doctor asks again, and he still cna't hear him
His wife screams at him "HE NEEDS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!"
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